Yet another year has passed and your votes have been cast.
Here now those that have achieved so much have passed the test, can now safely take a rest.
Now it's time to announce those who have won, for unfortunately there could only be one.
Firstly, a huge congratulations to Arceus for achieving something truly remarkable; something clearly unique to bring to the table.
For achieving 200 million experience in Prayer is quite the adventure; certainly not my kind of venture.
It is especially special since it was done in the free game; this achievement will certainly bring great fame.
Secondly, we cannot forget about the old school service for it is where many decide to traverse.
We must take with the time it took I Love You to smith,
over one million cannonballs to 99 Smithing; let's hope the cape looks quite spiffing.
Now thirdly we see the result of something quite extraordinary; a thread that's certainly out of the ordinary.
Here we again see MetalManiac9 with his thread; it should come as no question considering how many times it's been read.
So once again I present to you the thread of the year, hopefully you're able to celebrate with a beer.
Lastly we meet the one who's most friendly; someone who is quite gentlemanly,
His name is Purple, not to be confused with Steve Urkel,
His presence is quite resonant; perhaps he should become a tenant.
Thank you all, all viewers short and tall,
With another year's end and another one that is just around the bend,
I bid you good luck from this aging canuck.