Runescape Community: Runescape Community -> Rant #3 - Cthulthu Vs Dragonrider82, Man Vs Ape.

So it's been a while since i had a rant, and today my dry run was ended!
Today i'm ranting about someone in a clan i temp-fight for (I'm not in the clan but get invited as a guest to PK trips and wars, and this clan is Execution). In the clan is a ape of a 'boy' called Dragrider82 who was unfortunately born without a brain which so many of us value so dearly.

So i felt like going soul wars because i saw on youtube how good the new prayer 'wrath' is and i don't mind getting a few soul war points so i can eventually get an abyssal demon pet, so on IRC i ask in several channels 'Does anyone know a soul wars CC' to which i get almost no answer, except in Execution's CC from dragrider89 who asks me 'aren't u maxed?' as if the only reason some one would go to Soul wars is to train combat or slayer, for no one would possibly play soul wars for....FUN?!
Dragrider82 fails to understand i might play Runescape to have fun, and then compares it to PC, and i'm thinking, hey there, you might be a pathetic loser who thinks of PC and SW as ways of training combat because you are PC/SW product, but to me its just a mini-game, and i'm also wondering why he even plays RS if it isn't obvious to him that what anyone does on Runescape is to have fun, as if people played RS because they had too, it was just an incredibly stupid question to ask.
Now i'm guessing he realised what an idiot he was, so he steers the convo into asking me why i need a CC then, just digging a bigger hole for himself. I'm like, 'because i want to win?' and 'because winning is fun? Who plays to lose?!'. So now he's struggling with the concept of wanting to win as part of having fun, so i'm thinking to myself, what a loser, clearly hes never had any ambition to win anything in his life. And now the convo takes a downwards turn as he tells me 'ur acting like chessy', so i ask him 'how so?' and he says 'she has all the money a person would need, yet what does she do, make more money' so i'm like, what has money got to do with soul wars? and then thinking maybe he's thinking of me as an exp whore or something, i ask, 'i just said i'm playing for fun? so how is this about exp?!' and at the same time, i'm thinking to myself, if it was about exp, wouldn't i find a better way to train than soul wars lol? isnt armoured zombies 100k an HOUR?!
This guy is just a complete moron, comparing me to Chessy, i understand why he might not like how chessy plays but how the hell did he manage to compare me to her because i want to play Soul Wars o.O
I call him pathetic, which i think is completely fair summary of him, creating this odd flaming discussion out of nothing, and then he says 'look at your stats before you say that' so i'm like, i've been playing for years! i didn't no-life my stats, they are a product of years of playing and then, hilariously, he says hes played for 5 years and has a third of the exp i have, and i'm thinking, i see this loser on 24/7 as if he doesn't have a job or go to school and yet he hass played 5 years with a third of the exp, what the hell is he doing exactly? He then asks me why i haven't been pk'ing lately, as if i have to go (remember, im not in the clan, i go when i bloody well want too), to which i say, i haven't had the time to stay up late to go pk'ing, at which point he tracks me as if trying to prove that statement wrong (of course, being the idiot he is, he ignores the word late, which does not imply i'm inactive but could mean i am active in the day and not the night (though actually, i'm completly inactive because i have a temp-job and only play 30 mins to an hour on weekdays). So he tracks me and asks why im slaying over lvl 99, so im like, i slay because its fun?! I didn't slay to 99, it was not a 'job' for me to get 99 and then dump the skill as if it didn't exist, i trained to 99 and past it because its a fun and profitable skill to train, one of the many reason i dont have to wear welfare gear like him. At this point, seemingly admitting hes a welfarer which he is, he says 'your gear doesn't matter' and then asks if i'm a good hyrbrid, to which i reply, 'i am a crap pker but i still get kills' to which for some reason he says 'done' and when i ask him what he means he says 'ur going nowere' which is his closing line before the fight is broken up.

What does that mean? i'm going no where? as if this whole convo was about pking. what an epic troll, turning a one line question of me wanting to find a CC for soul wars into a fight about why his way of playing Runescape is 'right' and my way of playing is inconceivable.
He was basically saying, his way of playing Runescape which involved killing NPC's to make cash and then spending it on Pk'ing which he found fun, was the correct way to play Runescape, and because he couldn't understand how a game like soul wars, when it offered me no useful combat experience, was meant to be fun, was therefore the wrong way to play Runescape. I sort of think of it like discrimination, making him scum of the world, because i don't play like he does, what i find fun is WRONG, we can't be different, apparently we all have to play in the same way.

What a complete and utter moron.